Archive for August, 2009

when boredem strikes!

August 13, 2009

1.) Your name?
Ans:Hanis 

Means:Absolutely despicable

 

2.) Your age?

Ans:18
Means:The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don’t believe in
… but still cannot buy alcohol.


3.) One of your friends?
Ans:Lola

Means:Lola is a female name of spanish origin, meaning “strong woman.” Lola is a lovely name, but carries with it the unfortunate nickname “Lolita.”

 

4.) What should you be doing?
Ans:Resting

Means:A word that was invented to have a good excuse to sleep in the middle of the day, without giving other people the impression that one is depressed.

 

5.) Favorite color?

Ans:Red

Means:This describes the condition of the person who has been smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol–they are red, as in red in the face (from the alcohol) AND/OR red in the eyes (from the marijuana).

6.) Birthplace?
Ans:Singapore

 

Means:5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin’ hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise.

-4 common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, glorious food! Shopping, Welcome to the Great Singapore Sale! Toto/4D, come Saturday Sunday.. will I win? (bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai), Education – “Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!”

-3 MRT lines: North South line, East West line, North East line

-2 hours(approx): is needed to travel from one end to another end of Singapore.

-1 common language: Singlish “See liao lah… What you want?” “SCUSE”

-Singapore is rojak.

 

7.) Month of your birth?
Ans:July

Means:The month where the most amazing girls are born. These girls are hot, sexy, and incredibly irresistible. Not only do they have an appealing body but they are intelligent as well. Every girl wants to be born in July.

8.) Last person you talked to?
Ans:Yan

Means:Only as cool as they come.


9.) One of your nicknames?
Ans:Nis

Means:A shortened, slang version of penis. Meant to be in the style of ridiculous 1980s slang most likely said by some in the Valley of California. (like WTF!)

10.) Last friend you talked to?
Ans:Sarah

Means:The name “Sarah” is translated from the Hebrew language. It means “Princess”…and rightly so!

 

Results courtesy of http://www.urbandictionary.com/

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To Mum.

August 9, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM!!!

Though it may be tough between both of us, but I know we both love each other. 🙂

LOVE YA!

Updated: 10 August 2009 – 11:37am

fam pic 2

Finally a family picture taken at Mount Faber…Bro Adi as Camera Man… 😀

psst..Happy 44th Bday to Singapore too…